Thursday, 4 February 2010

Funny boys

My friend Johann has given me permission to tell this story.

He recently embarked on a relationship with a delightful man who embodies all the qualities of queeniness I hold most dear: naïve irreverence, flamboyant hysteria and a fiercely wicked sense of humour (all elements essential to this tale).

Early one morning this week, Johann was dragging three large garbage bags from his house out to the kerb. It’s really hot here where we live, and the bags were heaving with maggots, so, not surprisingly, he was retching as he did so.

His new boyfriend saw him battling and came rushing out, calling, ‘Babes, is it morning sickness?’

Stumble Upon Toolbar

No comments: