Tuesday, 12 August 2008

A pockage of Prunglies - how to find inner peace

Maybe I'm the only person on earth who hasn't seen this email forward, but oh my giddy aunt it gave me a good laff in the midst of a horrid week.

How to find iner peas

We all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple
advice I heard on a medical TV show, I have finally found inner peace.

A doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to
finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see
things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this
morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhardonay, a bodle
of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot
Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets.

Yu haf no idr who gud I fel.

Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.

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