Wednesday, 13 February 2008

Valentine's Day is nasty: throw rocks at it

Do you hate Valentine's Day? Do you want to heave at the sight of evil teddy bears tucked into heart-emblazoned coffee mugs, all wrapped up in crunchy cellophane and tied with red, scissor-curled ribbon? Feel the need to vomit when you go to the supermarket and see heart-shaped cellophane boxes filled with heart-shaped, foiled-covered, fatty, loathsome chocolates? Me too, dear curmudgeon. So, here are some anti-Valentines day cards to cheer you up.

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1 comment:

meggie said...

Now you're talking! Anti valentines!